Twenty - SEXth (26) Birthday

Sept 8, a day to remember:
My girlfriend, Sag turned 26.

We celebrated her birthday over dinner in a nice cosy Punjabi restaurant. Many from Bangsar's Indian community frequent this place. Bumping into an Indian relative or friend comes as a mere common co-incidence.

Birthday Gifts: "The Enlightened Sex Manual" - Sexual Skills for the Superior Lover. (CD included with guided exercises) & Lacy Lingerie.

It was amusing to see how her gifts got her boyfriend more excited than her.
Her boyfriend bought her a sexy 2 piece & cleverly sent it to my address. This move avoided any possible misunderstandings arising from either party's parents.

Gift 1
The parcel was presented & opened over dinner.
Sag's other half was kept busy inspecting the undergarments under bright lights in the restaurant. I gave benefit of the doubt and presumed that he was just checking for defects.

Gift 2
This book got my pal's boyfriend all excited & eyes glued on the pages all night.
Besides, this sex bible & the set of sexy lingerie complemented each other.

As it is Indian tradition to keep your virginity intact till marriage. Hence, we'd understand the stress related - sexual deprivation which the guy is required to tolerate. Some (women) believe that it is a test of strength and endurance on their male counterparts.

This however, can be very trying for the couple.
A hint of Practical magic:
Rumour has it that "orals" and "the Brazillian" have become popular swallowtions (solutions) in pursuit of maintaining well- preserved vaginas.

Here's a sexual stress related example:
My cousin's husband was losing a substantial amount of hair (on his head) so they went to seek medical advise. Examination result: The GP claimed that this hair loss problem was due to "lack of sex". I'd advise my cousin sister to get a 2nd opinion.
If this was the real root to the problem, then how would it relate to the jungle mass of hair down under.
Unless he also suffers a receeding pubic line that is...

The wedding's still 2 months away, and I get the honour of storing her birthday gifts.
Well, patience certainly has its virtues as it is known that good comes to those who wait... :)