I recall my girlfriend Eileen making this statement in particular during junior high: "Why do we need men for when we have our fingers to rely on!" Blunt but powerful. Masturbation is a completely normal thing among both men and women. Its just harder for women to admit.
And its hard to believe that till this day; even the closest of friends are still in denial.
I did myself a good deed upon graduating from Australia. Bought myself a vibrator to take back to my home country. (Saving this for rainy days since adult toys were hard to come by then)
Then, I did myself a selfless-deed and my good friend, "D" a favor: I gave her me precious vibrator.
Mind you, this toy isn't much to shout about. Just a simple plastic lady finger as they call it in Australia.
Regardless, I've never seen my friend happier....
I'd like to regard the act of masturbation as one of the "Simple Pleasures in Life".
And if one can't admit to enjoying the good vibrations it brings, then you've got a problem.
Another friend, Nat has recently admitted to receiving a purple vibrator as a gift from a friend.
However, she has difficulty self-confessing the use of this stimulating device.
My dear friend even cleverly suggests recycling this as a gift - in light of overshadowing the slightest possibilities of assisted self-stimulation.
It would have been nice to share the experience, especially since the picture of her new toy displayed on her blog looked rather fancy - it even has a remote!!
(Puzzling as the vibrator was displayed without a box in contrary towards denial of its usage)
The female species are known to have a myriad of days: Fat days, Ugly days, etc.. (Horny Days included).
Hence, a vibrator could have saved an emergency situation, avoided one-night stands or even sexual relapses with the unfaithful ex) Gets the job done most of the time.
'Have a habit of carrying an umbrella in case of a rainy day?'
-It'd be wise to include a vibrator on standby for a horny day.
If I were Nat, I'd be obsessing over my Japanese model. Its a perfect excuse if you ever get stopped by the cops....
Your excuse: Hands FREE Abang, Hands Free!!!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Sex
In today's generation, sex is supposedly an open topic.
There was a time when talking about sex was very much taboo.
Malaysian females in general still fear of being labelled. So yes, many of us do talk openly about sex but not self-admittingly.
Why? Again, the gender bias.
Men f**k around and TALK a whole lot of COCK about their bedroom achievements. (Just as if they'd been awarded a trophy for every woman they successfully slept with)
Women on the other hand prefer to keep mum or just talk less. They'd likely to be crowned "slut" other wise. If society got to know that is. And how the hell would such information leak have happened if the female didn't tell? Obviously someone wasn't very good at kept HIS big mouth shut!!
And a lot of men shallowly thrive on the numbers; attempting in vain to out-do the 'fictitious' achievements of their peers.
As incompetence is relatively unacceptable among the male gender, these specimens try very hard to live by the motto: "the more the merrier"
Pressured to outnumber, many choose the "+ plus equation". Commonly adding a bogus 3 to the actual figure.
Women prefer to keep low profile & tend to opt for the "- minus equation". See 5 minus 3 equals 2. Sound good?
Now what about 3 minus 3. Total = virgin? Sound ridiculous?
That's somewhat evidence that in methematics; men score better at addition & women at subtraction.
Now, that's just elementary maths. Rest assured that some overly-ambitious jokers who fancy double-digits are prone to exist. (aptly known as advanced level cock talkers)
There still is much room for improvement. After all, Malaysia is a developing country. Who knows, maybe one fine day we'll be as open as the Brits.
There is a saying that goes, "If COCK can talk, then PUSSY can sing!!". Now how about that for a change...
There was a time when talking about sex was very much taboo.
Malaysian females in general still fear of being labelled. So yes, many of us do talk openly about sex but not self-admittingly.
Why? Again, the gender bias.
Men f**k around and TALK a whole lot of COCK about their bedroom achievements. (Just as if they'd been awarded a trophy for every woman they successfully slept with)
Women on the other hand prefer to keep mum or just talk less. They'd likely to be crowned "slut" other wise. If society got to know that is. And how the hell would such information leak have happened if the female didn't tell? Obviously someone wasn't very good at kept HIS big mouth shut!!
And a lot of men shallowly thrive on the numbers; attempting in vain to out-do the 'fictitious' achievements of their peers.
As incompetence is relatively unacceptable among the male gender, these specimens try very hard to live by the motto: "the more the merrier"
Pressured to outnumber, many choose the "+ plus equation". Commonly adding a bogus 3 to the actual figure.
Women prefer to keep low profile & tend to opt for the "- minus equation". See 5 minus 3 equals 2. Sound good?
Now what about 3 minus 3. Total = virgin? Sound ridiculous?
That's somewhat evidence that in methematics; men score better at addition & women at subtraction.
Now, that's just elementary maths. Rest assured that some overly-ambitious jokers who fancy double-digits are prone to exist. (aptly known as advanced level cock talkers)
There still is much room for improvement. After all, Malaysia is a developing country. Who knows, maybe one fine day we'll be as open as the Brits.
There is a saying that goes, "If COCK can talk, then PUSSY can sing!!". Now how about that for a change...
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